Despite all the seriousness in the world today, who doesn’t appreciate a good laugh? Laughing is one of the great pleasures of life and a good joke always leads to a good laugh! Whether it’s a “knock knock” joke from when you were a kid, the ones about little Johnny, or the dirty ones you learned sometime when you were in middle school or high school, when they’re funny, they’re funny! Checkout some of the funniest jokes that are sure to make you crack up!
Little Johnny & Mrs. Smith
Teacher Smith: Johnny, if you had $5.00 and you asked your father for $3.00 more, how many dollars would you have?
Little Johnny: I would have five dollars…
Teacher Smith: You don’t know your arithmetic, Johnny…
Little Johnny: You don’t know my father, Mrs. Smith.
Teacher: Anyone who thinks he’s stupid may stand up!
*Nobody stands up*
Teacher: I’m sure there are some stupid students in here!
*Little Johnny stands up*
Teacher: Ohh, Johnny, you think you’re stupid?
Little Johnny: No… I just feel bad that you’re standing alone.